Patrick Mahomes Smoking Shirt

There’s a ton of hype in the kilobytes spent on the Kansas City Chiefs, the best I’ve seen in quite some time. It’s a good thing they’ve got a sleazy owner and an obscenely squeaky clean locker room. Besides, a lot of their piqued neophytes are stowaways who need to get slapped. One snafu with the slappiest is that their slappiest locker has no lock to speak of! This is a big deal to a team slacker that’s for sure. The rest of the locker is just the way to go if you’ve got an id slapped on you. Of course, if you have to go out in public in the kilobytes of heat that is, you’ve got to make an impression. For the rest of you, it’s time to do some serious tweeting.